A President Kardashian State Of The Union would hit different for the people of America. Her script would read like political discourse. This would be a crowning moment in government moves.
Your typical State Of The Union by President of United States couldn’t be more archaic in the 2020s. It is the same speech for decades and decades of Presidents. The topics presented by Presidents to the public are devastating to the economy. It is like the event is a repetition of the same speech spoken by different figure heads simulating ways the stupid speech could be said most graciously. Nobody includes Martian civilization in the matters. I, Kenntron, President of Mars, want some seasoning and sauce on my American State Of The Union speech.
Enter Kim Kardashian as spokeswoman for we the people when talking at Congress. When Kim Kardashian first addresses the nation, at least, we would know that she won Presidency just to do it. She probably doesn’t care for the context on the teleprompter. In all honesty we don’t care. It’s Kim K in high fashion, we know she lowk isn’t excited to speak on the inflation percentage and we the people don’t even want to hear it. It is visibly established in the charts that Congress doesn’t even care what she says in the first address. We the people say go off ma.
A State Of The Union voiced by a President Kardashion would be not what is said but how it is said. All she has to do is show up, look comic book villain prestigious, sprinkle sass on the chamber, cut the speech whenever she feels like it, drop the mic without saying goodbye and walk the runway back to the White House. In America, if you’ve been to America, this is our ideal State Of The Union as we would have it.
A Kardashian speech for State Of The Union would surely shake things up in the halls of Washington, DC. Raise your hand if you would rather see this knowing she doesn’t care. Everybody agrees.
