Kim Kardashian could come on a date with me if she wants to. I, Kenntron, President of Mars, am without a date to the Symphony At Salk. It is because of all the overlord clout.
I can ask anybody I want to be my date to the Symphony At Salk and nobody can cry about it.
Kim should be my date just because I ask.
She said Happy Birthday to my triplet homie once so we’re basically plutonic friends by proxy, so I’m asking.
It is August 17th. At 6PM. At the Salk Institute of Biological Studies. There will be dining and champagne, and decor. I’m going to where dress clothes just to green flag on my date.
Just register as an official candidate for President in 30 United States to confirm as my date to the Symphony At Salk, Kim Kardashian.
