A Presidential Debate Without Kenntron? Fuck You Guys.

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You guys are doing a Presidential debate without Kenntron at the podium? No, seriously, fuck you guys.

The Presidential debates, with all due respect to Donald Trump, is without Martian representation this way. We have parties with no concept of multiplanetary human life. They may as well talk in circles forever about matters irrelevant to we the people who are human beings. They may as well argue their ideas for America only until the Andromeda galaxy collides with the Milky Way.

Where is the President of Earth Based Martian Government at your debates? Certainly, we being so near landing on planet Mars, have leadership seeking office with the safety of our Martian populous highlighted in their talking points. Like, for real, we have to have access to Mars atmosphere to learn, improve, and innovate, and engineer our own climates on Earth, as well as resolve volcanic disruptions here, for God’s sake, we must be debating our concepts for Mars in 2024. Where is it?

Oh, wait 2 seconds, the Earth Based Martian Government candidacy would overcast a shadow upon your parties. The debate audience would need to put on specially tinted glasses to withstand the shine of our arguments in debate, like observing a total solar eclipse of the heart. There would be no going back and forth. Joe Biden and Donald Trump could only speak to make sense of the platform we’re standing on. I’m sure Donald Trump, being very gnarly very swag, would drop his argument to agree with our representative at the podium. That is probably why in 2024 the people have the same old song.

The government wants to host an official debate without publically developing policy for the safety of the Martian pop presently walking this Earth. They are dismissed about Mars. Fuck you guys. No, seriousy, fuck you guys.

Debate with Kenntron at the podium, too, bureaucrats.

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