President Literally Anybody Else is a real world possibility for Americans with the upcoming general election.
A United States Army vet and 7th grade school teacher in Texas is running for President as Literally Anybody Else.
Literally Anybody Else is the legal name of this 2024 candidate for President.
A legal name change was forged in January 202 just for this very American campaign and an epic statement about the state of our nation. The people want literally anybody else, don’t they (even if 70m of us fw Trump fr).
Dustin Ebey suited up to run game on the entire election in the wake of 2020 sloppy mockery of Democracy, as candidate Literally Anybody Else. Probably one of his students ideas because it is so funny.
“Government is supposed to be by the people, for the people but that’s not what we have here. We have a billionaire and a career politician.” Literally Anybody Else says out loud.
Our boi Dustin need an incredibly unlikely independent amount of signatures to have his name on the ballot. The Earth Based Martian Government tips a hat to his parade. I bet he would actually be a great person to have push pens in the oval office.
You know who could easily get all the signatures needed to literally run and win while being a great person to have sign our government documents approved by Congress, Kim Kardashian. She could win the White House, undeniably so.
