Ohio was hot for Christmas weekend this year courtesy of Earth Based Martian Government climate control.
With rising inflation, I thought the people of Ohio could use a break from the winter wonderland this year. We do snowy holidays enough. This year we could wear a shirt outside if we want to.
Like, if you were the very cute and only hot girl of summer, you could had step out and look so hot in your t and your pretty hair and you’re so funny and charming and smart and funny that your mere presence in Ohio could heat up the temperature from the 30s to the 50s over a surface radius of 250 miles and beyond if you wanted it to.
So, I’m not elaborating further on how it is possible that I’ve put this gift for Ohio into motion bringing surface temperature from the 30s to 50s for Chrimmy 2023.
We have climate control on Mars just to function. It’s nothing to bless Ohio this warmth, really. Happy holidays.
Meowy Chrima Ohio and to the people of Earth.
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