My history in politics and rise to Presidency is like this everybody. In 2006, 21 years old in cartoon college and on edge, I attend a massive global warming rally in Los Angeles and somebody hand me the megaphone on day 1. Fast forward a couple of years finding my inner villain, I’m volunteering hours door to door with the Obama campaign and on the hotlines, but I vote for the Green Party candidate. In this era I’m too wild to think politics is really something for me. Except in 2014, just being a geek online, I volunteered my skills to create and build up a Green Party Of Ohio facebook page that generated 14,000 followers pretty quick (more than the official Green Party page in the day). The Ohio Green Party treasurer messaged me with an unpleasant tone demanding that I remove the page instead of recycling it into something productive. I removed the page. I’m lit af in real life now anyway, beyond the Green Party, they would have to gather the entire state party to debate me all at once to get on my level. I knew this when at the Akron NODAPL protest I was again handed the megaphone with some like 2,000 people on my transform America chant repeat it back crystal clear in synch like it was meant to be when I chanted, “ET PHONE HOME” and everybody chant back loud as the thunder of a lightning storm, “ET PHONE HOME”, so… On top of that during the 2016 general election, I am actually not as criminal as the men in state offices are allowed to be, and this means to me there are no holds barring me from the powers to be. So when Jill Stein is campaigning for President, I go to a Green Party event to meet her, and this was when her and Hillary Clinton had pneumonia at the same time is when she called off her attendance in Cleveland, but I spent my last dollar to take a greyhound bus to Cleveland to be there, and I’m a solutions based person so before I had to leave to walk 45 minutes back to the bus I invaded the stage mid speech to commandeer the party for a minute for Mars to say we gonna win, then I left the building pretty causally. I was soon after that a locally elected member of the Ohio Green Party, arguing with the Ohio Green Party state central committee with my sure shot agenda to absolutely to win the Governors desk. My power move was at the height of the Green Party campaign for governor, in front of God and everybody, demanding Chairman Bob Fitrakis come out his seat and give me the nomination to be Chairman of Ohio Green Party statewide, and the entire Ohio party came together to debate me. I lost the debate but the Ohio Green Party founding Chairman David Ellison showed me love in the wake of the most historic debate ever in the Green Party (the Bob Fitrakis vs Kenntron debate ((you had to been there))). Then suddenly I resigned from the ordeal with a broken elbow as Bob Fitrakis did resign. In 2020, I campaigned to be President of Mars, with an all female campaign committee, and I won the election with a landslide of votes, everybody voted for me in 2020, uncontested, everybody voted for me and Donald Trump, and nobody legally voted for Joe Biden. Today, I am your President.
My moves are always to rally us towards a global platform including Martian civilization.
Sincerely,
Kenntron
Based Ohio HQ