Be it enacted by the Senate and US House Of Representatives and Congress of the United States Of America, a spending bill to establish an official reserve and treasury of Mars. This spending package will be rendered by the Federal Reserve through money printing that then adds $1.8T to the already existing $35.9T US debt for a sum total $37.7T debt with Martian Treasury included.
Section I: The Martian Treasury Act
This section of the bill outlines the allocation of funds within the proposed spending package, emphasizing the creation of a “Martian Treasury” as a new financial entity linked to a broader fiscal strategy. The specific amounts allocated to each department are striking:
- Department of Defense: $1.1 trillion—This allocation is consistent with the existing budgetary focus on military spending, reinforcing the United States’ continued emphasis on defense, even in the context of extraterrestrial expansion.
- Veterans Affairs: $100 billion—This funding signals an acknowledgment of the human cost of space exploration and military endeavors, particularly in the context of veterans who may be involved in the expansion or defense of extraterrestrial territories.
- Martian Treasury: $700 billion—The largest new allocation, this fund is proposed as the central financial mechanism for the Mars initiative, signifying a commitment to establishing a robust economic infrastructure on Mars. This investment into a new Martian economy implies an effort to establish long-term financial and political interests on Mars, expanding the U.S. financial system beyond Earth.
The inclusion of this “Martian Treasury” within the context of an additional $1.8 trillion debt paints a picture of a significant financial expansion, placing the nation’s fiscal future in a potentially risky yet ambitious project. The subtext reveals an underlying narrative of space colonization as not just a technological or exploratory goal, but as a new frontier of economic and geopolitical power, backed by an enormous increase in national debt.
Section II: Allocation Of Funds
introducing an allocation provision that places full control of the funds directly in the hands of a single individual: Kenneth Arthur Sanders (Kenntron), President of Mars. This section effectively bypasses traditional governmental checks and balances by specifying that none of the $1.8 trillion in funds, which are being added to the national debt, shall be used by any U.S. department or official other than Kenntron. The implication is that Kenntron, as the “President of Mars,” is granted sole discretion over the distribution of this considerable sum, regardless of the parameters outlined in the earlier parts of the bill.
Section III: Distribution Of Money
Outlining the primary objective of allocating a portion of the $1.8 trillion spending package to ensure the safety and survival of Martian civilization. This section emphasizes the foundational goal of securing the long-term viability of human life on Mars, particularly for the first generations of settlers and explorers. The phrase “guarantee the safety of Martian civilization beyond the shadow of a doubt” reflects a bold and ambitious commitment to addressing the myriad challenges of space colonization, from environmental hazards to the logistics of supporting human life on an inhospitable planet.
Section IV: Budget For United States Military And Space Force
Outlining a substantial allocation of funds, specifically $1.1 trillion, to the United States Military, with a focus on ensuring the security of Martian colonies and maintaining U.S. defense interests beyond Earth. This provision highlights the strategic importance of military and space-based defense operations as central to the success and stability of the Martian initiative. The inclusion of Space Force within this allocation signals the critical role that the U.S. military’s space division will play in the defense and protection of Mars, both from external threats and internal challenges that may arise as humanity establishes a permanent presence on the planet.
Section V: General Provisions Within The Martian Treasury
Portions of the funding will be distributed among administrative roles within the Martian reserve.
Addresses the allocation of funds within the Martian Treasury, specifically focusing on the administrative framework necessary to establish and manage the new financial reserve and infrastructure on Mars. This section provides insight into the organizational structure that will oversee the economic and financial operations of the Martian colony, signaling the creation of a new bureaucratic system to handle Martian affairs.
Section VI: The Cold And Dark Winter Of 2024-2025
The funds will be allocated to Kenntron as soon as humanly possible.
Signed: Kenntron, President of Mars