Kenntron, President

  • HELP ME FINISH THIS PIE CHART

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    NOON 10.10 Cleveland Public Square. Yes it is a Thursday. Everybody clear schedule and pull up. Kickstands down at NOON. Best Motorcycle Award. 50$ cash prizes to guess how many people rallied for President in 2016. VOTE! VOTE! VOTE! 50…

  • I Have No Date To Symphony At Salk

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    I, Kenntron, President, have no date to the Saturday night symphony at Salk Institute. The only person I asked to go with me was Kim Kardashian. All that I really wanted to say is that I was a fan of…

  • Evil Kim Kardashian Has The Most Visible Votes

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    Evil Kim Kardashian has the most visible votes over Trump supporters and the entire Democrat Party still working in tandem to crawl their way out of the American Revolution. This means that Evil Kim Kardashian also trumps the Green Party…

  • Asking Kim Kardashian On A Date To The Symphony At Salk

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    Kim Kardashian could come on a date with me if she wants to. I, Kenntron, President of Mars, am without a date to the Symphony At Salk. It is because of all the overlord clout. I can ask anybody I…

  • President Kardashian Before The Election Results

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    A Kardashian campaign for POTUS could lay claim to the election victory before the votes are tallied with the help of Earth Based Martian Government. We can accurately predict the vote tallies before election day. We can totally accurately predict…

  • Inexorable Votes For Kim Kardashian In The General Election

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    The inexorable votes for Kim Kardashian as POTUS in the general election are going to happen irregardless but at what volume would win it is what we explore. Winning the write-in vote is just as good as winning with your…

  • A President Kardashian State Of The Union Speech

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    A President Kardashian State Of The Union would hit different for the people of America. Her script would read like political discourse. This would be a crowning moment in government moves. Your typical State Of The Union by President of…

  • The Congress Of President Kardashian

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    The Congressional assembly of 2024 will be the stronghold of a Kardashian Presidency. It wouldn’t be her first address to the House of Reps. The Kardashian/Trump White House, in all of it’s transparency, will shift the public eye from the…

  • Who Would Be VP For President Kardashian

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    Who would be the best fit for Vice Presidency in a Kardashian White House? Instant replies only. Of course, only Donald Trump as Vice President would absolutely rule America. A Trump/Kardashian White House would be poetic justice from the avenue…

  • Do You Want President Biden, Trump, or Kardashian

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    Do you really want President Biden, Trump, or Kardashian? Take the next 7 months to think it over. Consider Kim Kardashian an alt-candidate for voting in the 2024 general election just because. Then the voting ticket becomes Joe Biden, Donald…