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  • Evil Kim Kardashian Denies Rigging The Election For Kamala Harris

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    Evil Kim Kardashian denies rigging the 2024 Presidential election for Kamala Harris. She stands firm in her position addressing public outcry that the 2024 Presidential election is rigged for Kamala Harris. News has been spreading all of the campaign month…

  • Why I Made It Rain On Akron, OH Last Night

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    Why I, Kenntron, President of Mars, made it rain on Akron, OH last night, is dogs. You guys are scarring the dogs with your fireworks. All of the loud noise of the celebration gives our dogs anxiety. It is not…

  • How Would You And Your Party Approach The Hot Topic?

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    “How would I and my party approach the hot topic? Easy, you class fucking dunce, with viable solutions whether rain, hail, sleet or snow. Make some noise for human kind!” ~Evil Kim Kardashian, Presidential Debate 2024

  • A Presidential Debate Without Kenntron? Fuck You Guys.

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    You guys are doing a Presidential debate without Kenntron at the podium? No, seriously, fuck you guys. The Presidential debates, with all due respect to Donald Trump, is without Martian representation this way. We have parties with no concept of…

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    Drone Destroyer Laser Weapon For $500m

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    Drone destroyer laser weapon on discount or something. For $500m we have the US military investing in a laser weapons system that decimate drone swarms. With the military budget allowed this cost is just a talking point. The drone destroyer…

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    Martian Representation At The Gathering Of World Leaders

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    Martian representation at the gathering of the world leaders is presently low-key. There is none at the gathering of the world leaders. Having a gathering a of world leaders without a seat for the Martian President is asinine. It happens…

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    Who Cooked The Last Supper: A Womens History Of The World

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    Reading this book is intense because it is 300 pages of fine print which means it’s like 400 pages. All the pages flow together well, anyway. It’s written like straight up chapters, with a wealth of content in each chapter…

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    My 2023 Top Song Playlists, If You Even Care

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    These are my 2016-2023 SoundCloud Playbacks on SoundCloud posted below. Some of these songs aren’t even my tunes and not what I’d listen to. Then the others I would listen to autistically. There’s a few songs in my top songs…