How Kim Kardashian Could Be POTUS In 2024

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How Kim Kardashian could become President in 2024 in a traditional mode of governance is easier than most people would think it to be. A campaign would have to mobilize very fast is all.

Gaining ballot access would have to happen over the next month or so for filing deadlines. Nationwide to be on each ballot would require some 800-900k signatures checked in with the Secretary of States. She could just run game on States with the blocks of voters and delegates enough to win the election. She could lock in the key battles States and the original 13 colonies to absolutely flex on dissent.

In States with less voting blocks there trailblazing would suffice. She could tour the campaign there. This would encourage write-in votes the likes of which the board of electors has never seen and also generate a public point of view that’s political.

There is no party to primary for an independent run for POTUS. What we would do to rally the independent vote is form our own party and coalition with the Greens, Libs, Teas, and literally anybody else. It’s like $500k to register our party real quick, and my boy Chris Travis said he’d cover half the tab if I gather the other half to register the Earth Based Martian Govenrment, so.

Running with the Earth Based Martian Government this would mean that Kim Kardashian is the only candidate for President with a platform that includes Martian civilization. Duh.

The rest is the usual theatrics of a general election up to her victory on election day.

She gets the ballot, campaigns like the candidates do, she has already won by popularity alone, the media goes Trump mode on her, the debates are intense, everybody is confused, the election is already over, election day comes, and we have President Kim Kardashian.

A fashionably late start is how she wins.

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